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Komkommertijd
Why does everybody loves dead baby jokes


















They never get old
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De komkommers zijn dit jaar kennelijk uitverkocht getuige al die eieren.
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André van Duijn is dus 70....70!
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You can't run through a campground, you can only 'ran'












Because it's past tents.
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(29-11-2017, 12:51)Uplift Wrote: You can't run through a campground, you can only 'ran'












Because it's past tents.

Pretty in-tents joke
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Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
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Belgian actor arrested in Bangkok with no passport.
September 4, 2020 Tanyaporn R.
A Belgian actor was arrested in Bangkok after living in the country for 4 years with no passport. Immigration Police received information about a good looking European man that speaks Thai fluently with no passport. The man has been living in an apartment at Wang Thonglang District, Bangkok. Officials started an investigation and discovered that the man has been living in a specific apartment for over 4 years. He didn’t seem to have a job either. When enough evidence was collected officials went to inspect the room.

Prima 49 years old from Belgium did not have information showing him entering the Kingdom. When officials checked the biometrics system, Prima was arrested for forgery in 1999 (20 years ago). As a result, his name was in the blacklist meaning that he could not enter the country. Prima stated that after he was deported back to Belgium he attempted to fly into Suvarnabhumi Airport in 2014 but was denied entrance by Immigration officials at the airport. Instead of returning to Belgium, Prima flew to Myanmar then to Cambodia. He then entered the Kingdom through natural passageways.

While living in Thailand Prima was contacted by a talent agent as he could speak Thai fluently. Prima has acted in drama series and movies as supporting roles. Prima is an extrovert, can speak Thai, and loves acting, this has helped him find many roles in the Thai film industry. When there is a drama series requiring a foreign actor, most of the time Prima is contacted to be a part of the production. Immigration Police have arrested the actor with charges relating to entering the Kingdom without permission. The suspect is now at the Wang Thonglang Police Station waiting for prosecution.
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Two hunters: One from Colorado and one from Texas are out in the woods when the Texan collapses.
The Texan dude is not breathing anymore and his eyes are glazed.
The guy from Colorado whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the Colorado guy says, “OK, now what?
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Wow, dit topic is bijna drie jaar dood geweest. Over komkommertijd gesproken.
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(04-09-2020, 14:05)Maynard-J Wrote: Wow, dit topic is bijna drie jaar dood geweest. Over komkommertijd gesproken.

Ik wist gewoon niet waar ik die Belg in moest posten, maar wist wel dat er een komkommertijd topic was.  Big Grin
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Als je alles op een rijtje hebt, hoedt je dan voor 't domino effect.
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Potje Stiften?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZBHkJFcYII
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Verkeerd?
Quote:https://www.dumpert.nl/item/7725761_badb6dd2
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https://www.ad.nl/binnenland/rel-om-dove...~a0c79bce/
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